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[jojoceanman]

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at an ungodly hour - text

[tropism]

Please answer the following skill-based questions:

1. If a fish is in water is it wet, or dry?
2. Have you ever been convicted of a criminal offence for which no pardon was granted?
3. Where do you see yourself in five years, and why?
4. Describe a situation in which you have suffered a major disappointment. How did you deal with it?
5. What kinds of pressures do you feel in your role as a Kujo within the family? How do you cope with them? What frustrates you the most?

[jojoceanman]

[...]

1. It's neither. Anything submerged in water is not "wet" or "dry" until it is no longer submerged.
2. No.
3. Not answering these questions I hope.
4. I'm also not answering this one.
5. Stop interrogating me over a text.

Shouldn't you be asleep? I work nights, what's your excuse?

[tropism]

My excuse is that I am consistently worried about your well-being and that I am very interested in your knowledge and experience. [ well. it's 50% true. ]

1. It's a fish, though. A fish wouldn't know it's wet considering water is its natural habitat. So technically you can't say it's in a state where it's neither wet nor dry?
2. You murdered someone.
3. Humour me.
4. It's not like they're going to stop. I don't sleep well in the evenings either.
5. It's not interrogation. I'm attempting to know you. Text is as reasonable a medium to know someone as any. In any case I can't just make the trip to the club, you're going to send me back home anyway.

[jojoceanman]

[Oh for the love of--]

1. What the fish is aware of or not is irrelevant. Anything submerged under the water is not wet until it leaves the water. Only then is it considered to be wet after it surfaces again. This isn't up for debate.
2. You asked if I was convicted of any criminal offense. The answer is no.
3. No.

4 and 5 are not going to be answered and even I am socially aware enough to say you can't text people personal questions like this. Go to sleep.

very important question, again at an unreasonable hour

[tropism]

If fishes smoked cigarettes how would they do it?

A.



or

B.




????????????

[jojoceanman]

You're giving me heartburn.

[tropism]

Rephrase your sentence so it sounds more factual, such as, "what a neat concept, my friend, I will now consider your premise fortwith."

[jojoceanman]

Neither biology nor smoking work like this. You're a menace to society.

a text also way too late at night

[14words]

jotaro kujo, do you smoke?

[jojoceanman]

[ why do people only message him at absurd times of night? well, he's awake because of his work but-- ]

Sometimes.

[14words]

[to fuck with you. also he doesn't sleep much either. now it's mostly to be on dio's schedule- is an excuse someone who isn't pucci would say!!!]

that's unfortunate, jotaro kujo, you should try and break the habit if you can. your last post indicated you were stressed but poisoning your body is hardly the way to fix such an ailment.

i can find literature on the subject, if you'd like.

[he's already off topic woooooo]

[jojoceanman]

No thank you. [ he has been nearly killed so many goddamn times that he is convinced cigarettes are not the worst thing that he can bring upon his body. same goes for drinking a cheap beer every once and a while, along with his coffee problem. ] This doesn't have anything to do with the fish, does it? Because I'm not getting involved in that again.

when will your inbox be free? who knows.

[tropism]

[ after hermes' post. ]

I'm coming over after school. We need to talk.

[jojoceanman]

[ he's very, very tempted to make some snide comment along the lines of "you're going to school?" but he's going to resist for the moment. ]

Work isn't open yet. Meet in Heropa, in the park.

[ Dio isn't awake right now, and Maurtia Falls is more his haunt now it seems. ]

[tropism]

Can't we meet in a respectable cafe instead, school is tiring and I'm a growing boy, Mr. Kujo.

Do I not get applause for actually attending school this time around? You've grown lax on your parenting skills. [ laff. ]

[jojoceanman]

We agreed I wouldn't act as any sort of father to you. [ and boy does he not want to, because even the mention of it makes him uncomfortable. ] A cafe then. You can pick since you want to meet.

whatever

[tropism]

Jotaro, are we friends?

[jojoceanman]

This is a loaded question.

[tropism]

I need validation.

[jojoceanman]

We're not not friends.

[nipzips]

hey jotaro, would giorno eat ass and, if so, have you experienced this

[tropism]

don't drag my name here? i'm a good child

[nipzips]

the people need to know the verdict on whether giorno would eat ass or not, and if so, the specifics on how it would go

[tropism]

have u seen jotaro's ass? ofc u haven't, boy has no ass. there is nothing to eat, the banquet is dry

[tropism]

jotaro who would win. a stand user with super strength, speed, and the ability to restore things to their original state or


one (1) thicc turtle